Okay for real tho do y'all moisturize your nips? Like I know people who breastfeed do, but the rest of the population???

zenwannabe:

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

stephen-hart-online:

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pocket-size-cthulhu:

If you’re not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama… I’d say i feel bad for you but I’m providing you with the best screenshots here so you don’t have to feel left out

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humanjeff:

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I have to hand it to Musk, nobody else could have fucked up quite on this scale, Twitter is a disaster right now

there will be lawsuits over this stuff


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